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Hi everyone. My arm was injured* a few weeks ago by a bizarrely aggressive CT tech during my twice-yearly CT scan, and I haven’t been able to type beyond pecking words on my iPad since, so I’m afraid I couldn’t finish an e-book in time. *My ulnar nerve is sprained because she wrenched my arm…