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Hi, I’m Swift and I’m a surfactant junkie. I have to have at least 500 ml of any surfactant I find in my workshop at all times, and if I see a new one, I buy it. I recognize you have lives that don’t revolve around lathery, bubbly products, and I try to keep that...
How many times have you stumbled across an amazing sounding recipe only to realize you have maybe one or two of the ingredients? I know I sound like a broken record, but knowing your ingredients and their purpose in the formula can save you a ton of money and energy, and it might mean you...
I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the cost of our ingredients. I’m fortunate I live within driving distance of three suppliers, have next day service from another one, and can drive to Otion whenever I feel like subjecting myself to the line-ups at the border, but a lot of us have to buy our...
With the interest in making our own bath & body products rising, I’m seeing some really dubious recipes cropping up and I’ve been fielding a lot of questions from people about how to make them work. Some recipes will never work because there are inherent problems in the formula. They might be using beeswax as...
We took a look yesterday at how to modify a lotion with ingredients we have at home. Let’s take a look at two different recipes we could create by substituting ingredients. In this first recipe, I’m trying to get a similar skin feel, which is to say I’m going for an oily version. Note the...