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Hi, everyone! Spring is almost here in Chilliwack after the mildest winter we’ve had in years. We had a sprinkling of snow on Boxing Day, but it looked more like someone had spilled their powdered sugar than anything else. (Which stinks, because I love snow!) We’re getting ready to get on bikes soon! Woo hoo! … Read more
I’m planning monthly Zoom workshops for the next few months – along with the coffee klatches for the warmer months at some wonderful local coffee shops here in Chilliwack – and I wondered what topics interest you? There are far too many choices for me to make on my own, so I’d love to hear … Read more
Wow, it’s February 2026? How quickly did January go by? January was a busy month! I shared 35,196 words here on the site and 23,270 words in my latest e-book, Creating anhydrous products with infused oils (plus a bonus cream), for a total of 58,466 words. Holy cow! And I’m able to play video games … Read more
I first shared this formula in 2012, and as it’s been copied by everyone without credit and scraped by AI, I figured I might as well share it for free. It’s a tried and true formula that works with any liquid oils, butters, solid oils, esters, silicones, or hydrocarbons, like squalane. You can substitute the … Read more
Hi, everyone. Sorry, the cold process emulsifier post isn’t ready as I have to go to the cancer agency in another town for a check up this morning. (Update: All clear! Yay!) Everything feels fine, but I need to go twice a year to make sure I stay that way. I admit I stress out … Read more