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Well, I’m on day 5 of the great Botox experiment to rid my head of pain, and it seems to be working well. I have a little pain around my right ear, but I think that’s because my lymph glands have swollen up and are putting pressure on the area. My eye brows still move...
Happy Valentine’s Day! If you’re in love, think of today as an occasion to show your partner how much you appreciate being part of his or her life. If you’re single this Valentine’s Day, think of it as the day before some awesome half price chocolate sales! If you’re indifferent, then happy Sunday!...
My mom visited my blog the other day and said, “It’s all about chemistry!” So this is a picture for my mom, a picture of her only daughter trying to put five D cell batteries in her mouth, and, surprisingly, only managing three! I feel so bad for my mom at times – she’s such...
We have a culprit! Cory Thiarello has finally posted his name – I’m not sure if he has been the person using my blog in attempt to drum up business for his product, but others affiliated with the product won’t stop using the blog to advertise these products, which is against my very very clear...
I know I go on about labelling things, but there’s a good reason. Look at the picture to the left. Look at the picture to the right. If the sun wasn’t shining through the window and you were using the same bottles, the products would look very much the same. The one on the left...